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Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?
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Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number of marbles in your mouth and make a speech. You will soon become an accredited public speaker -- as soon as you have lost all your marbles.
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Never, for fear of feeble man, restrain your witness.
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Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse.
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